The Seven Smiths: Funny Story of the Day (Rated PG-13)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Funny Story of the Day (Rated PG-13)

This weekend, Miranda asked my sister Emily, "How did you get those boobies?" Emily replied, "You will have some when you get older too." Miranda laughed and said, "Emily, you silly! If I get some I will just stick a pin in them and pop them."

7 comments:

Jane said...: If only that were possible, we could eliminate the necessity of wearing bras. If she could come up with a painless procedure I bet she could make millions.; February 8, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Kim Breinholt said...: Classic!; February 8, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Sarah said...: Too funny!; February 8, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Vigoren Family said...: Awesome! I wonder if somebody did that to me when I wasn't looking! :); February 8, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Emily said...: So, has she never noticed you are endowed as well, Julie? I think you need to have a mother/daughter chat about the facts of life...; February 9, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Julie Smith said...: Em, I'm afraid Miranda's aunt has much more impressive assets than her mother.:) So, I feel your pain Kellie!; February 9, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Rachel said...: Funny! And funny that this has never come up with my girls--oh, I'm not that endowed either. :); February 16, 2009 at 11:33 PM

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Funny Story of the Day (Rated PG-13)

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