Amberism - Yesterday, Amber told Sam, "Daddy, we had November for spreechool (preschool) today."
Aaronism #1 - A couple of days ago, I was helping Aaron with his math homework. I wasn't sure we'd gotten one of the probability problems right and we didn't want to wake Sam up to check. I asked Aaron if his teacher went over the homework problems during class. He replied, "No, she just puts the answers on the board and then goes outside and smokes crack." Sam thought this was a horrible story but I must be bad mom because I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
Aaronism #2 - Aaron's social studies class did a class swap meet this week that was supposed to teach them something about Egyptian culture (don't ask me). I didn't realize the event had already taken place and I asked him what kind of things he was going to bring to swap. He told me it was a done deal but not to worry, he'd just gathered a few things from around the house that nobody uses anymore. "Such as what?", I asked him. "Oh, I just took Chad's baseball signed by all the Red Sox, your wedding ring and Dad's computer hard drive." How does he say these things with a straight face?
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8 years ago


2 comments:
Your Aaron is hilarious!! He must get it from you:-)
That is a comedian in the making. Maybe that is his calling in life. It is pretty apparent that he has a very fertile mind that he uses at his leisure. He would make his Poppy proud.
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